Sunday, June 5

Bio-force gun?

I'm just sitting here thinking about how bad the Doom movie starring The Rock is going to be. Seriously, it's going to be awful. I guess we're going to find out in a couple months. But, I mean, Doom doesn't have a lot of storyline to get in the way, and this script still manages to mess it up.

And, remember kids, the BFG 9000 is not a "Bio-Force Gun," no matter what Hollywood tries to tell you.

8 comments:

Blogger stack said:
Oh...oh god...no....
Blogger Kerjo said:
Does it somehow hurt that you know you're going to go see it anyway?
Blogger Travis said:
Dude, I saw Dungeons & Dragons. Nothing can break me.
Blogger Kerjo said:
I did too. And The Rock wasn't in it.
Blogger Travis said:
That's true, but there was a Wayans brother in it.
Blogger Kerjo said:
Then again, he didn't pretend to be 'hardcore' either.


Or a space marine.
Blogger Travis said:
Just admit it; you're excited that there's going to be a Doom movie.
Blogger Kerjo said:
I'm somehow less excited if they're calling it the "bio-force gun".

They could have a funny moment every time they're talking about it in the movie. Be all serious, talking about Hell-spawn trying to kill them, then say, "I'm going in, and I've got my BFG with me." The other guy will look at him and ask what that stands for. The first marine will say, "Big, uh..." and they'll both look at the camera, and he'll continue, "gun."

Yeah.
Post a Comment

« Home

 
© 2004-2009 Travis M. Spomer. No, you may not have my blog template.
Travis' bathroom scale
RSS feed
Comments feed

What's new

Sleepless in the Seattle Metro Area is the official blog of Travis Spomer.  Look for high-quality Travis Spomer merchandise coming soon.

Views expressed are my own and in no way represent my employer; this is in no way a work blog.  All postings are presented "AS IS" and confer no rights.

Names are generally changed to protect the irrelevant.  Quotes may be paraphrased.  My memory isn't good enough for "details."

Comments you submit become my property.  I can remove or mangle them if I wish, though I probably won't.