Thursday, May 19

Oooh, burn

A friend of mine was telling me a story in which she was arguing with her sorority's house mother:

Mother: What do you think my purpose is? Making sure that all of you girls are tucked in at night?

Friend: Of course not. You'd never have time to drive around to each and every fraternity every night.

Oooh. Burn.
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