Thursday, April 7

One reason to get a roommate

At lunch today...

E: (complaining about the price of housing)
A: You could always get a roommate.
E: No... see, I want to walk around naked, and I want to watch porn. I like listening to loud music. I play guitar.
A: Oh, wow; can I be your roommate?
P: Yeah, hope you like bestiality videos.

Nice to see that not everyone in the company was turned into a Political Correctness Nazi by the sensitivity training.
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